When we moved into our house a few years ago we knew we bought an "AS IS" house. For starters, it had 5 bedrooms and an office, but none of them could hold even a queen bed and a dresser. The previous owners decided to have a split floor plan, but the master was a mystery. Instead of a nice master, they had 2 small bedrooms and a jack/jill set up for themselves.
And yet, they had like 7 boys, so I always wondered what they did for sleeping arrangements.
We decided to give our kids those bedrooms, and knock walls out on the other end of the house. We ended up with a nice sized master, closet and bath, with a nursery next door.
During that process of remodeling, we had the ceilings torn out; little sparrows could be found in the house from time to time, as well as little droppings as evidence of where they had been in the house. They were disturbing, (picture me screaming, kids screaming, chasing a bird so small it could fly under my pantry door,) but manageable with a broom. We didn't have them after the ceiling was fixed.
Fast forward to the other night when Mr S was working late and I was trying to stay awake. I wanted to hang out with him and have some adult time with no kids playing "
who touch who last" to get in our way.
He came home and we were talking and setting down for the night when something dark caught my eye. It could have been a kid coming in to say there was pee in a bed, throw-up on the floor or vague headaches.
BUT
NO
There was this HUGE fluttering through the door and then it was gone. That was immediately followed by screaming on my part and sneering at my screaming on Mr. S's part.
"It's just a BIRdd," he said, his voice dripping with annoyance, and no amusement. He then tried to roll over and go to sleep.
I was not satisfied with that explanation. It could have been a ghost, ya know. or a robber. The wing span on it was as long as BoTH of my Arms! I crept down the hall, looking around apprehensively "just in case it attacked me".
I
Found
A
BAT!!
hanging on a ledge in my family room. UGGhh. I shut the doors to the kids room and jumped back in bed, leaving our door open so I could hear kids cry.
As I was falling asleep in the dark house, cuddled next to Mr. S for protection., my head was under the covers, in case it came back in and got tangled in my hair.
I have seen Indiana Jones, I know how creepy bugs and things can come after you. ( well me) I could hear its creepy sonar sounding as it tried to find its way in the dark... "
uggghh,rabies and germs" was one of the last thoughts I had before I fell asleep.
Later,
I was awakened by a plastic sounding ThUmP.
In the morning, the bat was no where to be found. But Mr S said that it had flown back into our room and fluttered around his head a few times.
(Ha, I say. and I told you)
He said he threw a plastic hair thing of mine at where he thought it might have flown.
Disturbed at not finding it, after careful inspection of all the rooms, I decided it had flown out of an air return that was loose in our hallway...
or
maybe it was still lurking in my house...